Maced + horrible results

I own a couple canisters of OC spray (pepper spray). From time to time, you have to test them. No big deal right? Of course not, and I’ve done it before, subsequently building a slight immunity. So I tested it, tasted it (I was curious. It wasn’t bad, surprisingly), and got some on my hand. Well I forgot about it getting on my hand. And then I had to take a piss…

See where this is going? I spent the next 45 minutes writhing with pain and discomfort, to the tune of “holy shit, my cock is on fire!”